Julie- No, please no dentist pics. I hate the dentist. Ah! But paav and cleavage seems like a good day to me… And Im still voting peanut butter.

Ashlee- shouldnt be that exciting- we only have like 6 listeners so not too many people heard it. But whatever works for ya. And dont worry- we wont be censoring ourselves. If that means we loose some people or some people call us haters- thats fine. Whatevs. And no, you wont live the corn down.

notoaster- Yay for obscene rants. And yes, that was so not ok. He made it to the picnic- he had time to find her and tell her. Ugh. And yes, there are days I watch just for the jeans.

Porter- love your script. Write it up, start pitching that shit. You’ll need to re name the characters first, as P&G will own your face- but whatevah. Also, a little less sad please.

Chi- Thank you. Tina was really fun. She’s an incredible woman.

Nickle- Thank you, thats a great compliment. You should probs be careful though, we tend to bite off more than we can chew and we never shy away from a challenge. Can you imagine if YT had that? Ugh! And seriously- that eyebrow is out of control and totally awesome! It clearly disagreed with the dialogue, and was trying to inch close enough to the boom mic that we could hear it screaming “bitches make out”.

Anne- I actually knew about the gay rodeo. I’ve never been to one, but I did know about it and would go in a heartbeat if I had the chance!

Lana- OMG you had me BUSTING up laughing at Target with that. Im used to listeners telling US we made them look like crazy people in public- and now Im telling YOU that I nearly got carted away. I saw one guy reach for his cell phone.

Jennifer- Thank you so much! We’re always at least a little shallow. I didnt notice the grin either- I’ll go back. And we had a little pointless specing but cut it because we try to stay spoiler free- but we didnt discuss the pics. If you’d like our take on them though- you can email.

DJ- Just for you- I will. I’d like WWAPATBD on a bracelet, stat. Also, my kid likes being your favorite.

Kristy- Luckily- I am fine with sloppy seconds or thirds or whatevs. Otalia will come back together baby, and so will we. Awesome / Gross is the perfect description- but how PISSED would I have been that Otalia, in love, get a blown kiss- and Doris and Liv get an all out romp. lol Keep working on your garbage feet list- let us know what else you come up with.

Sylvia- We love agreeable people! Thanks for the mob history. Clearly Lana and Jennifer are slacking as our GL historians. And yes- your CC opinions make total sense. We feel the same, even if we joke around otherwise. We appreciate the great work Crystal does, and we genuinely like her- but we love Olivia. Its a weird sorta thing- but we totally get it.

wannaB- I have no idea how we got this high on the coolness ladder. We interviewed her yesterday and the whole day before Dani and I were like, “Is this really happening?” lol And use of the word douchebaggery really is an uner appreciated art- so thank you for pointing that out.

And Lana- you and I both know you need no excuse for early mornign cocktails!

Jen- we keep it spoiler free on the paav. Sorry for inadvertantly corrupting your ten year old tho!

Sharon- What do you do? My mom was an OR nurse, she’ll be excited to hear someone listens to us in an OR. Then she’ll ask me for the thousandth time for the URL- and I’ll intentionally mis spell it. again. But how awesome to work with other Otalia fans! Awesomeness.

Phew! I need a nap after that!!
XO

I had to explain asshat to my ten year old…nothing gets past this kid. I just couldn’t help using it the first chance I got.

Keep up the great work ladies!

I’m such a chick magnet.

Chi – We’re growing up so fast, aren’t we? Just cross your fingers that we don’t look like the total rank amateurs that we are. On the plus side, Tina Sloan seems like a hilarious lady, so I’m sure we’ll have a good time.

Nicklepl8 – Imagine if YouTube kept track of how many times you watched particular videos? I could never run for president, because that information would brand me an unredeemable dork (especially the wedding week!).

I think a Liv/Doris nunnery caper would have been comedy gold. That nun was being a total buzzkill. Father Eyebrow’s wayward eyebrow is totally distracting – it steals the scene for me every time. I wonder if it has its own contract?

Anne – I’m glad you found that hilarious Freudian slip as funny as we did, because I’m sure us all laughing uncontrollably for 10 minutes would have been annoying otherwise. I laughed so much my sides and cheeks hurt – and I owe it all to Liz. Thanks for the Gay Rodeo info, I’ll tell Liz to pass it on to her brother.

Lana – Just read the blog. Awesome stuff, as usual. I’m going to comment on it later, but here’s a preview: I totally agree!

Jennifer – Yup, if I had to guess I’d say she was likely imagining the Duchess of Dimples herself. I don’t remember it exactly though, so I’ll re-watch it.

We do have some speculation about it, which we decided to cut from the pod. I think we’re going to take a wait and see approach for now. Boo x 1000 on the Natalia dry spell. I get my dimples fix from YouTube – and so far, I’ve managed to avoid getting the shakes. One week down!

Dj – Spot-on about Phillip and Olivia. If there’s any nugget of positive side effect from Natalia’s flight of terror, it’s that Olivia got to lean on Phillip a little bit. The total sap in me is glad they’re finding some friendly closure, especially with Phillip’s ebola virus.

I’m sorry, but I feel passionately about character arc and development – as a viewer watching static characters that don’t evolve, adapt, or change is just not satisfying (in my opinion, of course). I usually confine my rants about this to late night chats with Liz, so I’m glad you weren’t bored, ha.

Liz’s kids are basically the cutest little beings on the planet. They clearly take a cue from their mama.

Kristy – I didn’t notice the Doris/Olivia prelude to a shag eyes, but then again, I was completely absorbed in Olivia’s sexy, raspy voice and how amazing she looks in brown. I will re-watch that.

As for garbage feet – let’s be serious, I doubt any of us would be kicking Olivia Spencer out of bed for a little funky foot. The thing that drives me the most nuts about wearing shoes with no socks is how gross it feels to have your feet sweat against leather or whatever material your shoes are. Yuck.

JCF – I would leave your head, but I’m not done re-decorating yet.

Sylvia – Yes, basically Father Eyebrow is a judgmental douche with a checkered family history. More reason to want to drop kick him, I think. The evidence is mounting!

And yes, it makes total sense to be more into Olivia Spencer than Crystal Chappell. We know Olivia way better than we know Crystal (despite interviews, tweets, etc.). Either way, they’re both smokin’ hot.

wannaB – I may have to make Liz saying “douchebaggery” my text message alert. She has a gift for the word, I think.

Dj – I’ve dispatched my people to The Gap as we speak.

Lana – Kristy has dumped both you and Liz and taken up residence at Castle Dani. I will make sure you get an invite to our wedding in Provincetown.

Kristy: I always knew you’d dump me for the sultry sounds of Dani and Liz. Like Olivia Spencer – Snapper gets no big love. Is this an excuse for early morning cocktails?

But my fav part continues to be Liz’s instinctive use of the word doucbaggery- inserted at EXACTLY the right moments! It’s a gift only few possess.

Congrats on the tina slone get! Your climb up the ladder of coolness continues to amaze!

I so love Olivia and so far you’ve noticed everything I noticed and appreciated. I think Crystal actually had a cold.

As to Faux Father Eyebrow his whole family were the mob headed up by the grandmother. I can’t remember any of their names but I remember loving the actress who played Carmen, Danny’s mother. Oh look there’s two of their names.

Danny was the first to want out because of Michelle. F.F.E. counciled Danny during that time. F.F.E. was a sort of wimpy newish priest in the begininng who had these faux ideals. Yet he thought he had all or most of the answers about everything.

Every time O and D stopped the car except for the one time in the parking lot they took off from the exact same spot.

Bottom line for me is I love Olivia and it’s killing me the pain she’s in. I don’t disagree with anything you’ve said about Olivia in fact I think you’ve got a really good handle on who she is and how she got that way. I am so looking forward to the Tina Sloan gig.

Thanks for another great time.

I’m a long time Guiding Light viewer/fan but more importantly a long time lover of Olivia Spencer and Crystal Chappell’s delivery of her just gets better every time she steps into her character.

I’m a fan who knows the difference between the actress and the character and I’m in love with the character and appreciate the actress but I have no personal desires for Crystal. Does that make sense?

I think Crystal is an awesome person and I love the idea that she and Michael with their own hands renovate and flip houses as their business away from acting.

Sylvia in Anchorage