Hey Hey ~ What What
So, you may or may not know Dani is out in the world this week, searching for herself and the meaning of all creation. I miss her terribly and am devastated to be abandoned in this cruel manner. Why does this matter to you? No Fri fun stuff. Sorry y’all, shit happens, we took a week off. If you forgive us- I promise next Fri fun day will blow your socks off.
However, our amazing friend Ms. Tina Sloan’s show, Changing Shoes, is coming to Hotlanta! September 25th to October 8th If you are there, you need to go see it. If you are almost there- get your ass in the car and go see it. I’ve been told its chock full of GL clips and stories, as if you needed more motivation to go hear more about Tina’s amazing life. She is so fun, we all want to be her when we grow up. Check out the site, go see the play, live and be merry, buy some new shoes for the occasion.
We’ll see you Monday you gorgeous podcast listener you!
SMZ552233 on Fri, 21st Aug 2009 2:26 pm
Noooooooooooo!!! First Natalia then PAAV.Well my friday just became miserable. What should I do?…..Got it! I’ll start from the beginning. Podcast #1, here I come!
Kristy on Fri, 21st Aug 2009 10:21 pm
This is all Frank and his stupid penis’ fault.
Rekki75 on Fri, 21st Aug 2009 10:56 pm
I have no reason to say hotsnack now. I really think is was all the talk about Penis’. Dani is probably at the Nun’s retreat where Natalia was trying also to forget about Frank’s penis. Liz go get your girl.
Liz on Fri, 21st Aug 2009 11:09 pm
I assure you, Frank’s penis has been no where near either of us. However, I support blaming the moron Mr Cooper for as much as possible, so if you’d like to lay this on him too. Its also his fault Monday will be late- but whatevs.
rachael-93 on Fri, 21st Aug 2009 11:54 pm
I’m with the rest of the crew… where r u?? I have been listening to the old pod casts and they’re great, but please. This is so much worse than my coffee addiction. I mean really – we’re talking about caffeine here ladies… What’s a girl to do??
It’s Frank’s fault – like what isn’t… global warming?
please pass me the valium – NOW
SelmaHinkley on Sat, 22nd Aug 2009 12:23 am
I aint mad at ya, dani. Good luck on your quest for enlightenment and mind the potholes.
Liz, thanks for the heads up. I would’ve kept hitting refresh until Monday’s podcast ::sunrise, sunset:: Now I won’t. Thanks.
Instead, I’ll be rewatching all of JL’s awesomeness so none of your comments catch me off guard. –silver shoes: noted. bouncy curls: saw ‘em, loved ‘em. cookies of kryptonite which olivia refused: placed on snark wish list (how did i know that Frank would eventually get his hands on one? boo!)
Enjoy your break ladies. You deserve it. You’re the hardest working act on the Otalia circuit
maggie23 on Sat, 22nd Aug 2009 6:40 am
really? … seriously? … i feel like i’ve been stood up
and this was the day i planned to take off my pants….homeys, this is so not dope. 
you two rock…obviously we’re all a bunch of junkies waiting for our fix. enjoy your wee break and i look forward to monday. xo
Ana on Sat, 22nd Aug 2009 8:47 am
Liz without Dani, that’s like Liv with no Nat. Sooo sad…
Now this weekend just sucks, what to do without PAAV, oh well YT is always there fo us.
Can’t wait for Monday, hear you then
Bye
Boots on Sat, 22nd Aug 2009 10:00 am
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNIIIIIII!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIII!
I know you can hear me, even if you’re not here!
maybe you will hear this:
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT SNNNAAAAAAAAACK!
When you come back,will you have a special “gift from God” for Liz? How will you get Liz to trust you again? Cookies? Rooftop dates? Will you grovel? Propose?
looking forward to the reunion…
Nathalie on Sat, 22nd Aug 2009 1:43 pm
What will I do without PaaV to start my weekend? I am a boat adrift in an ocean of anxiety.
Ali on Sat, 22nd Aug 2009 9:38 pm
Liz, if you start throwing your bag at doors, kicking baseballs around or drinking in front of locked farmhouses I think Dani has been gone too long & you clearly need to get a life. I’ll go bake some cookies and see what’s on sale at 1-800-big-assflowers. (Mel’s cookies are so mine by the way) So how do you look in a white skirt?
I look forward to the reunion. Please forgive Dani & “bitches make out!”
Sylvia Matthews on Sun, 23rd Aug 2009 6:15 am
Liz hopefully Dani will come back with just the right connection to her long lost self that was buried so deep she had to use weird kinds of tools to get to it. But I’m sure she is worth waiting for. You’re awesome and I can hardly wait for you both to deliver the fun times to which I’ve grown accustomed. Happy, happy travels.
Thinking of you, your Anchorage ears
Sylvia Matthews on Sun, 23rd Aug 2009 7:52 am
Just in case you are checking in here I have a reaction to the Natalia/Frank reunion. By the way I hope everyone is having a good time there whatever you’re doing or not doing.
Frank meets Natalia at his place she comes out from behind her car and he sees that she’s pregnant and says that out loud.
He looks at her like he’s waiting for her to tell him who the father is, it’s like he thinks she’s been sleeping around while she was gone and came back pregnant. Is this guy thicker than a bridge support or what?
If there weren’t already good reasons why Natalia should have never been involved with this guy that he seems to be completely stupid is a glaring one now. And why *didn’t* he use a condom?!
I know I’m supposed to be liking him because they want to end on the universal family paradigm but I just can’t wrap my head around this mix.
I loved, loved, loved CCs performances this week. Just the right amount of hurt and anger, she is such a great actress. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh my sigh!
It was funny watching the tour the flowers took. Lots of people in this ep., very nice for us older GL fans.
It’s been really good to see Jessica in the same camera shots with CC give me my Otalia, oh swoon. I’ve been pausing the youtube clips and talking to them, having whole conversations with them, it’s a good thing I live alone.
I’m trying to figure out the time and channel the daytime Emmys are going to be on on the 30th. I don’t think any of Jessica or CCs work this cycle is eligible.
I don’t know what they use for a calendar year at the Emmys but there’s been so much good Otalia stuff for the last year that some good stuff should be submitted. It’s a shame that the coming out bits won’t be eligible until next year.
I read where they are only going to accept one reel per actor this year because the judges don’t have time to watch them all. I say so get more judges what’s the problem?
Sylvia Matthews on Sun, 23rd Aug 2009 9:09 am
Oh and I forgot all about Rafe, holy cow what is with this guy? He is 19 years old and he thinks he should still want his mother to be groveling to get him what he wants?
I think this guy is in love with his mother. If you could actually stand to put yourself through it the vids of the last year or so indicate just that.
He wouldn’t take his girlfriend back because his mother was nervous about them. I didn’t quite see it then but since then the signs really glare that he wants total control of his mother.
I think even if she got together with Frank he would find something wrong and urge her to leave him. The only reason he gets to emote just now is that he is using Nat’s relationship with Liv to be outraged.
I know it sounds crazy but the way he postures around her and tells her that she could have the same amount of love with Frank as she would with Liv well escuse me but there are a couple of people in Springfield who need a lobotomy and this guy is one of them.
I refuse to call him a kid because he isn’t, what were you doing at 19? I had a job my own car and my own apt all of which I paid for myself.
I won’t miss him one bit when the show ends I’m so sick of hearing him say “no Ma, no” every time she wants to do something. He can’t have it both ways he’s a man or a kid and if it’s kid then kick his ass back into juvie and if it’s man send him back to jail because he clearly doesn’t have the brains to live on the outside.
Okay I think I’m done but did I mention how great it is to have CC and Jessie back in the same camera shots…;-)
Chi on Mon, 24th Aug 2009 8:31 am
You know just a suggestion but I would really like a PaaV forum. I know, I know there are 15 million other Otalia forums out there but but…I like y’all better.
Boots on Mon, 24th Aug 2009 9:54 am
It’s Monday, I’m at the Beacon, and I called room service for the regular: pancakes for Jellybean and a valium for me.
Imagine my surprise when a hot woman appeared, threw me against the door, demanded a latte , while winking and mumbling about “hot sex on a platter”, and said something that sounded like “I said ‘bitches make out’…..”
Hmmmm things got very interesting after that, and suddenly, she was mumbling “make me forget I’m in love with Liz..”
HUH??? Does this crazy chick not know I have been celibate for like 2 years!
Now she is handcuffing herself to my door demanding to see Liz! HELP!