And to the High Empress of Geekland I bow down to you and prostrate myself on your alter of geekdom. While I’m laid out feel free to take advantage of me

Are you picturing it??

Yeah….you’re picturing it.

Very fun podcast once more. You guys keep me sane in this Otalia madness and I can count on you to verbalize my rants. And don’t ruin my spoiler-freeness, that’s a very good thing, too.

I love the swearing and the insults. Esp tyrannosaurus douche lol.

Thank you for the mention. I saw on a tweet of a tweet of a tweet that you’d mentioned my vampvid. Thank you for watching!!!! Much appreciated.

I shall tune in next week

Lana – Word up (see what I did there?) on the hotdog disgusting-ness. I was literally floored seeing people on twitter talking about how sexy Liv looked licking her lips and shit. All I could see and hear was Rick wolfing down meat talking about penii.

Josh is a creepster and he deserves all the blue balls in fratland for everything I’ve said. It was taking advantage, plain and simple. And I used to think Josh was a little bit cute, but his slow speech and preying hands have evaporated it for me.

Chi – Yay for more gamers! I loved, loved, loved Mass Effect. I wouldn’t be surprised if Dipshit was wearing his hat backwards. Either way it looked ridiculous.

notoaster – I completely agree re: Mel, as you well know. It boggles my mind that Marina gets to annoy me 3x a week, while Mel is offscreen getting a massage for all but a few days a month. What a waste, man.

SelmaHinkley – Am I the only one that does weird shit while sitting at my desk? I can’t recall picking up pencils with my feet, but I’ve done things close to it. I recently clocked myself in the head with a rubix cube I happened to be tossing in the air.

Alexa – You’re my hero! When I was a pre-teen, I swore I wanted to be a video game reviewer when I got older. Then I realized you had to play a ton of crap games and play even when you didn’t want to. So I decided to become a podcast nerd.

maggie – I was actually really little when a lot of those words were “in” – but I always wanted to speak like my older sister did. So it’s nostalgic. Plus, you know, rad. You’re never too old to say homey.

Sharon – Just a little bit, hmm? E-mail me and I’ll tell you all about my high scores. I kid, I kid.

Porter – No one was more excited about having Olivia stuff to talk about and Natalia’s return on the horizon than us. I don’t think we could have gotten through another podcast without it. I love it when Liz pops off.

Heather – Thanks for the link. Liz loves my “juvenile” qualities – they make her laugh, if nothing else, and that’s the most important thing. That and excellent back rubs. Natalia is back!

Lisa – Now I totally feel guilty. I have promised Liz I will make it up to her in a manner befitting our relationship. That’s all I’m at liberty to say. That weiner scene with Rick was all kinds of wrong on all kinds of levels. I never wish to revisit it.

Ana – Yes! You’ve noticed the increase in Liz’s swearing too. Hehe. Is it wrong that I’m perversely thrilled I’ve been able to corrupt her? I hope not. I think the way she says asshole is super hot and I’m not ashamed to admit it. She’s perfected my art.

We took one for the team in discussing that nauseating scene, but I’m boycotting any further ones. So have no fear.

Hot girlfriend Sara- Only kidding man! Hehe. Oooonly kidding. back away from the pliers, leave my fingernails alone, let me pour you a glass of wine, sit down, relax, care for a backrub?

Lana- Come on, Josh is totally sexy.

Chi- Really? Its backwards? He’s a motard.

Toasty friend- This show is very emotional. Fraking soaps. lol When I first got into it, a friend of mine told me she had to stop watching soaps because they made her feel so overly dramatic. I do not know why Mel isnt in every episode / involved in a lesbian trist with Dinah. And Reva is hilariously awesome.

Selma- Dani could probably make the phone book hilarious. She’s awesome that way.

Alexa- Working in video games is awesome. Good for you for turning a passion into a career. I need to do that…

Lovely Maggie 23- You’re really missing out on the pants thing, but I respect your decision. As all adults should do. (Dani’s actually older than me, isnt that nuts?)

Sharon, that foot thing was not ok. Unless you have a foot fetish at which point it was probably super hot. Whatever, I dont judge.

Porter- Sorry for getting your shirt dirty. We once flat out ruined a pair of Riots pants. We suck with clothing… Ironic irony is awesome.

Heather- Natalia being home has set the world right again. food tastes better, smells smell smellier, the sun is brighter (which sucks for me because I have very sensitive eyes).

Lisa- Dani is abusive. Really. lol Actually we were on the phone when she read your comment and said, “Wow, I did? Im so sorry!! I’ll have to do something next week to make up for it.” So you know, I think I got chocolate chip cookies out of it (hint*hint) so its fine. She’s such a diva…. And dude, Dr Rick is the worst soap Dr ever. Good thing Nat cares about healthy food or else Gus/Olivia’s heart would explode. She needs so good old fashioned wifey love Nat, and STAT!

Ana- Which one? I have to know!! And PLEASE GL, PLEASE let us have no reason ever again to mention penises, hotdogs, or Dr Rick. Or fripples.

Thanks for listening and commenting everyone! We hold you in that special place where our hearts should be but instead we have smart assery and chocolate.

XO

Liz – such a great potty mouth, Dani is rubbing off on you, and I love it.

Great podcast, you too were awesome (as usual). BTW I just heard ur book review pod and I’d lisen to more, just saying!!

One complaint – never, ever, never, ever, need to hear about Dr. Rick, Hot Dogs or Penis’ on this or any podcast, felt like Hot Snackin’ it for a while after that discussion.

Anyway, pod away ladies, can’t wait for next weeks edition

NATALIA’S BACK – WOO HOO!!!!!