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    • Crystal Chappell keeps it real

    September 4, 2009 by Dani  
    Category: Interview, Podcast

     
    Direct Download: paavCC.mp3

    Basically, we’re lucky sluts. Crystal Chappell was kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule of being awesome to talk with us. Once we stopped swallowing our tongues, we had a lot of fun with her. Gush, gush, gush…she’s great. We all know this. So why don’t you listen and find out what she had to say about cheese, which lines she definitely ad-libbed on GL, and what Olympic sport she’d like to compete in.

    - Hilter is pissed about the lack of proper making outage.
    - If you arent already following Crystal on Twitter, wtf are you doing here?
    - Venice the Series
    - We love us some unofficial fan forums! Venice the series fan forum.

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    81 Comments on "Crystal Chappell keeps it real"

    1. Lynda on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 7:19 am 

      Wow! … tries but fails to pick jaw off the floor … off to listen :D … you guys are legendary!

    2. Teri on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 7:27 am 

      Awesome, just Awesome!

      Loved the questions about the Ad-libs.

    3. Ana on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 7:30 am 

      Fuckin’ fantastic!!!!!!!!

      Loved, loved, loved hearing CC’s voice first thing in the morning. As always she was hilarious and so gracious to give of her time. How awesome that she would rather be dumber than uglier, she definitely is one of a kind. Must say I fell a little bit more in love with her after this.

      Thank you, thank you, thank you.

      BTW – fell a little more in love with you two also.

      Til next time
      Ana

    4. Lana, Snapper, Whatever on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 7:35 am 

      As the final episode of GL airs on Setember 18, I will be sitting in my recliner, with a box of tissues and a stack of Velveeta-and-white-bread grilled cheese sandwiches. It ain’t port salut, but there’s a time and place for some good, old Velveeta. I knew there was more than one thing I liked about Crystal Chappell. And you got her to say “dildo” !!!! Not just that, but your WYR question spurned her to ask “what is wrong with you?”, and CC asking what’s wrong with you really should be the highlight of your teen lives.

      You guys officially tie with Tellofilms for best CC interview to date, bar none.

    5. Kathie on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 8:08 am 

      You two ROCK! I can not wait to listen to the interview as I know it will be the best evah. Thanks for making my day.

    6. Debbie Moorehead on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 8:48 am 

      Your interview with CC was fan-effin-tastic!!! Great questions and very funny exchanges. I would like to see and hear more from the two of you. Excellent, excellent interview. Standing O for you!

    7. MJinTenn on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 8:51 am 

      Thanks Liz and Dani for this fun interview — what a great way to start a Friday! And thanks Crystal Chappell for being so magically delicious and fun.

    8. Ali on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 9:01 am 

      What a thrill 2 have Crystal Chapell on one of my favorite podcast. Don’t know how u guys held it together bu t you were impressive. She certainly was real with you all. Dildos instead of soap was a highlight as well as comfortable cursing. What’s this with going light on WYR but you did ask the keyfugly and bear/shark questions so it wasn’t lame. Although you should have asked he what she was wearing. Ummm no question about what she thinks of “bitches make out”?

      Orlagh last week and the top of the list Crystal Chappell this week!! Where do you go from here?!?

      Hey I listened to this during work because I have my priorities straight.

    9. toastedgrrl on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 9:21 am 

      It’s been half an hour since listening to the podcast and I’m still grinning like a fool. You guys are five shades of awesome (if awesome only had five shades)!! Anytime someone from the cast or crew validates concerns re: lack of physicality and direction of the Otalia storyline it’s gonna be refreshing. Plus, dildos!

      By far one of the best Crystal Chappell interviews. Way to bring it, Liz and Dani!

      And: thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!

    10. Rikita on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 9:36 am 

      Beyond fantastic to have this to listen to during my long boring work morning. My smile muscles are hurting. Don’t know how you scored the big Get but you guys rock. Love how you went right for the WTF? on the no physicality right away and she handled it like the pro she is. We all gotta do what the boss tells us to do sometimes.

      Now can you score JL? Please make it happen.

    11. stargazzer77 on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 9:47 am 

      That interview was above & beyond…Crystal’s “what’s wrong with you? had me lmao..would of loved to hear her reaction to the peanut butter or goldfish question..Double points for getting CC to say fuck within the 1st minute of the interview, love you ladiesxo

    12. S-thur on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 9:53 am 

      Wow!!! this was so much fun!!!! my jaws will hurt until Christmas cos I can’t seem to get this massive grin of my face!! Excellent!! and Crystals laugh at the dumber or uglier question.. heaven!!! Thank you all so much!!! Wonderfuk!!!

    13. Caroline on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 9:58 am 

      Dani, Liz…I bow down to your awesomeness!! Dammit, I had to bypass my University’s computer security in order to download it cuz it wouldn’t play but it was well worth it XD It is definetely tied with Tello for best CC interview! A little short but nonetheless PURE WIN!!

      All thats left is for ya’ll to get Jessica Leccia and then my life will be complete!!

    14. Chi on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 10:06 am 

      OMG! Ok y’all win Friday, its all yours no one else gets to claim Friday. Really I want to know where y’all get the hook-up because that was just great. Now all you need is JL and you will have the complete set.

      The ad-libs part was great and makes me love CC just a little bit more.

      I think I might just have to listen to this episode twice.

      Good job ladies *tear* I’m so proud.

    15. Heather on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 10:18 am 

      I don’t know what to say. Fucking fantastic! The end.

    16. Vicki on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 10:24 am 

      Holy Mother of Christmas! You guys the bomb diggity!(dani, that phrase was for you) Did you do a rain dance or something, because hot bitches are just falling from the sky and into your podcasts!

      I loved, looooooved, that you had the cajones to bring up the ’summer of discontent’ for Otalia fans. Seriously, bully for you for finding a way to ask that question and not come off as just disgruntled fans. Very mature! I really appreciated that.
      And I loved her response. She was able to be honest without disrespecting the people she worked for. What a class act!

      You guys continue to be a dynamic duo. Hope it will continue even when GL ends!

    17. Lisa (Cartwright) on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 10:45 am 

      What do you say when have great podcast with Crystal Chappell? Mazel Tov!!! You guys are the best.

    18. Mia on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 10:52 am 

      this is like the best friday EVER! Thanks gurls..you totally rock!

    19. Lisa H on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 11:01 am 

      You two are seriously made of win. I thought Orlagh would be a hard act to follow – but DAMN! CC was fantastic.

      Loved the cursing and the adlib answers. Very well thought out questions. Nicely done. Excellent job of sounding professional while trying not to have a fangirl meltdown.

      I’m going to have to listen again, but it seemed to me she tiptoed around the kissing comment – did she say more kissing? More than what?

      Anyway, great job and congrats on the best interview I’ve heard with CC.

    20. soul on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 11:16 am 

      great interview! JL next right? LOL love Crystal. Love ya guys!

    21. Dani on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 12:01 pm 

      Funny it got mentioned, because Crystal asking what was wrong with us was the highlight of this for me too. Ha. That’s how you know you’re a WYR Master.

    22. alli on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 12:36 pm 

      Hot damn Liz & Dani! Crystal asking what was wrong with you gals was priceless!! HAHA! I love this podcast and it looks like Kimmy is now interested in doing an interview with you next! Just remember me and all the little people when you make the front cover of Entertainment Weekly. ;) Hugs & luv, Alli

    23. Twin213 on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 12:47 pm 

      You ladies are F**king AWESOME! This pod was hilarious! I love Crystal, The Goddess!!

    24. Nonie masterson on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 1:26 pm 

      This was great. Thanks for such an interesting chat. Very enjoyable. Can’t wait for the next one.
      Want more info on the big LA party for end of GL!

    25. Twin213 on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 1:28 pm 

      The interview cuts off after 21:38! Just wanted to let you ladies know.

    26. proseMia on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 1:51 pm 

      I am having so much trouble downloading it. Can you ladies send me the mp3?

    27. Laura on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 2:27 pm 

      AMAZING! Smiled so much my cheeks hurt. Love you guys and love Crystal. So much fun, I love how honest and candid she was. And you guys are rock stars for asking about the ad-libs and about the lack of physical closeness.

      Just when I think I can’t love Crystal any more, so does gives a hilarious interview.

      Also, you totally rock for calling her Sgt. Sexy Eyes! Love it!

    28. Lis on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 2:38 pm 

      OMG that was so fucking awesome…and the would you rather? at the end-i have tears running down my face from laughing so much. Great questions. Fabulous pod all around! LOVED it!!

    29. Nik on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 2:49 pm 

      Oh. My. God.

      You guys have always been the silver lining on my sad little GL cloudfest, and then you bring out the one person who could bust right through the fog and bring out the sun, blazing bright.

      Today is happy.

    30. Briony on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 2:50 pm 

      I totally agree about liking her 5% more each time she swore. I’m a 4″11 19 year old girl with a STRONG english accent so people don’t expect it but i curse like a sailor. Glad to hear the goddess does too.

      Did i mention i totally love this woman?

    31. Sasha on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 3:14 pm 

      Hey, guys just coming out of lurkdom to say that that interview was G-REAT(Tony the tiger voice). If CC asked you what was wrong with you with those WYR questions then what would she have thought about the peanut butter and goldfish question?(my fave).

      love the pod!!! I really hope you guys don’t stop when GL is over but that you find a different direction to go in.

    32. Dani on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 3:46 pm 

      If you’re having trouble streaming it, right-click the direct link (under the player) and “save as” somewhere on your desktop. Then you can open it with the player of your choice – itunes, winamp, media player, etc.

      A lot of people are streaming, so it’s having some issues.

      - Pvt. Potty Mouth

    33. Nik on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 4:09 pm 

      That’s Pvt. FIRST CLASS Potty Mouth :)

    34. BJ on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 4:27 pm 

      Oh. My. Gosh. I just about died laughing during certain moments! And “Would you rather give up alcohol or chocolate?” — “Chocolate!” Haha TOO funny!

    35. Sue on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 5:11 pm 

      This is a nice surprise this week. Your little fan-girl geek podcast is scoring a lot of cast interviews, and now Crystal herself!
      Nice job with the questions. Now we know what was an ad lib.
      What’s next? Branch out? Are you guys going to rival Daytime Confidential? lol

    36. Simie on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 5:53 pm 

      wonderful interview, Crystal is just excelent lady, down to earth and funny I like that she is just been herself and that is good. you guy’s did a good with this interview. I will say keep doing the good work.

      Greetz from Amsterdam Holland

    37. Ali on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 6:18 pm 

      This was fucking EPIC! My love for this podcast is incalculable as is my love of Crystal Chappell.

      Bitches you Rawk!

    38. Janeen on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 6:29 pm 

      That was such a fabulous titilating interview. CC is so sweet. She took the time and the honesty to do this interview for all her fans. I just love her even more. The world is so lucky to have her and see all her work past and look forward to her work in the future. She is so cool, how she talked about roles that she would like to do. Such an interesting lady. God bless her family and her forever together. Love ya Crystal, Sargeant Sexy eyes you’re the greatest of all.

    39. girlboston on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 6:53 pm 

      You guys are the CHEESE

      AWESOME!

    40. jen on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 7:33 pm 

      Who are we going to hear in the opening each week? I’m thinking Orlagh says it the best. Great job keeping everything real…..Keep on entertaining me!

    41. Anne on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 7:46 pm 

      Great job – but Dani, WTF, you didn’t tell CC you were trying to get the Team Philly girls/Other Peapack visitors to yell “make-out bitches”??? ….ahh you were professional …Damnit!

      Seriously, you both held it together so well and had fun. It was great!!

      PS YES we want you to continue after GL…IDK a few weeks of DOOL, specifically Carly until Venice arrives??

    42. dj on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 8:27 pm 

      For.The.Win. Dani’s “what’s your favorite swear word?” = best question EVER. I think people should have to list that on their resume.

    43. Micah on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 9:05 pm 

      Loved it! Your final comment–about our luck in having Crystal Chappell be the one to play this historic role–was right on target.

    44. Stacie on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 10:54 pm 

      Just found you guys 2 weeks ago, you have a fantastic show. Very personable and funny. The interview with Orlagh and now with Crystal were great. You asked questions that fans actually wanted to ask for a long time. Crystal gives great interviews all the time and this one was no exception. Nicely done and keep up the great job.

    45. Elaine Laws on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 11:07 pm 

      this was f*ckin fabulous– Loved Crystal, but really loved the two of you– just found this site today– great fun– thanks.

    46. pizzagrl on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 11:17 pm 

      This was great!!! Thank you! Really made my day!!

    47. countess77 on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 11:29 pm 

      crystal’s its bullshit comment and what is wrong with you comment,Lmao was awesome. love the fact she asked was there a bar on the island,lol.

    48. SelmaHinkley on Fri, 4th Sep 2009 11:36 pm 

      OMG!!!!! You guys rocked it! Thanks for keeping it real whilst maintaining a sense of humor. Your interviews are the graviest :-)

      P.S. Liz, where can I find the details on the GL finale party?

    49. Ford on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 12:06 am 

      GREAT questions – great interview!
      (especially LOVED the ad-lib questions! I totally guessed the same way as you guys!)

      Anyone know what youtube video she referred to as really funny? Don’t know if i saw that one…

      Thanks in advance!

    50. Ash on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 6:28 am 

      I have been hearing about this podcast all over the place. It was absolutely incredible. Great questions, great responses, perfect way to start the morning. Now off to listen to Orlagh’s Pod

    51. Atilove on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 8:15 am 

      Awesome Interview guys.
      wow Crystal is the best.

    52. egolf63 on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 11:23 am 

      Great podcast. CC is the best. Been fan of hers since she first appeared on DOOL. Now even bigger fan. Like you guys too. Bye

    53. Kephallinian on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 3:43 pm 

      thanks for doing this interview, i love it!! think Crystal has gained alot of sexy nicknames from the Otalia reltionship.

    54. Kristeena on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 3:44 pm 

      1. You got CC to say dildo and vibrator.
      2. “What’s wrong with you?” PRICELESS.
      3. How much do I love that she picked Jess to be stuck on an island with.
      4. YOU GUYS ARE MADE OF PURE FUCKING WIN!!!
      5. Please dont forget to send her the card.

      I love you guys you are so awsome. Crystal’s potty mouth is awsome. I bow to PAAV.

    55. Lynn on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 7:13 pm 

      Score! I don’t know if I’m basking in the glow of your glory or shivering in the shadow of your awesomeness. What I do know is that Lana referred to you both as TEENS!

      Love you much.

      Lynn

    56. D on Sat, 5th Sep 2009 9:46 pm 

      You guys rock! Sargent Sexy Eyes – Perfect – Agree with 5% more love for every swear word – good interview and lots of laughs. Keep up the AMAZING work you both are doing. Can’t wait for Venice and many more of your Podcasts and when are you interviewing Dimples – it’s only a matter of time – right?

      D

    57. zeroesmyhero on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 1:57 am 

      HOLY WOW. Fucktard is my favorite swear word as well. And props to her for calling BS on the ‘I have nothing prepared thing’ for the Emmy’s SO TRUE!!! She truly is EFFING AMAZING!!! LOVE HER!!!!

    58. FunWithTheDucks on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 8:02 am 

      F**king awesome! I love it. I’ve listened to it a couple of times now and it’s my total happy place! You guys are hilarious and your questions are veeeery good!

      Crystal’s just made of win! She’s so generous to all of her fans and she’s so honest and freakin’ hilarious. You gotta love her :D

      Thanks so much you guys!

    59. hybridstar on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 1:58 pm 

      fan-fuckin-tastic!!!

      my boring 1-hour commute from my apartment to work is going to be a blast because not only will i get to listen to you gals but the goddess herself Crystal Chappell… so hell to the fuckin’ yeah!!!

      i am so gonna make ringtones and voice alarms with CC’s swearing… *giddy*

      i love you Liz and Dani *teary-eyed*

      much love from the Philippines…

    60. Lana, Snapper, Whatever on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 2:26 pm 

      I hated this interview. You two are awful. Who *is* this Krystal Chapel, anyhow, and why is she fixated on soap?

    61. riot on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 2:55 pm 

      Yeah, what’s with this Krystal woman and who cares where she puts her cheese? awful interview, AWFUL I SAY!

    62. Sheryl on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 4:29 pm 

      That was so awesome!! I am even more Chappelled now than I was before. “Sgt. Sexy Eyes”, that’s priceless. Thanks Dani & Liz!

    63. Liz on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 8:13 pm 

      I know. I’m ashamed of it.

    64. Denise on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 9:38 pm 

      Crystal you are so real; I loved the interview you are so honest and giving and you know how to have a good time never change. I will miss you dearly as Olivia but I will embrace Carly.

    65. willie robinson on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 10:28 pm 

      i loved the interviev. all thats needed now is a a talk with jessica. all you girls rocks, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

    66. Linda on Sun, 6th Sep 2009 10:53 pm 

      Finally listened to this, and I loved it! you guys were great and Crystal was…well…there are no words! Fantastic job and I’ll be back for more. Thanks!

    67. Honeybear on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 12:33 am 

      If I enlist, can I be under the command of Sgt. Sexy Eyes?

      If they shave my head though, I’ll have to reconsider. Cause, I’d rather be dumber than uglier, too.

    68. dochanna13 on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 3:14 am 

      Hi, Please. Serious possible transcribing the interview in writing, for which do not know very well english.
      Serious wonderfulable to understand everything he says. Many thanks.

    69. Liz on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 9:12 am 

      DOCHANNA13- I will start working on it, but it will probably slow going because our lives are insane right now. However, I believe there is a transcript or partial transcript already up at BPD.

    70. callie4ev on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 12:19 pm 

      Love her who the Fuck needs intelligence.. lmao..

      Great interview guys, lucky sluts.

    71. champ1969 on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 2:18 pm 

      Oh Girls, you did a great job. Really professional & concentrated, wonderful prepared questions & and a unbelievalbe sence of humour.
      Ok, Crystal wasn’t bad too. LMAO
      Please, please, please continue with your podcast after GL, you will find a subject.

      Loved Sergeant Sexy Eyes. Liz, next time you should put trademarks to your titles. You could earn money with it

      THANK YOU SO MUCH, you saved my entire week-end

    72. Rikita on Tue, 8th Sep 2009 11:19 am 

      How come no one has mentioned that you shocked CC with the question about socks? You really shocked me too because, really, socks would be the last thing on my mind when talking to Sgt. Sexy Eyes.

    73. JCF on Fri, 11th Sep 2009 5:33 pm 

      Bah humbug. I have arrived (after a week of diva-like sulking of course) to take you bitches down a notch (or I could go down a notch, but I don’t want to lower the discourse THAT much, do I? ;-X)

      For the love of ALL that is Goddess-like, did you either not PLAY for CC the world-(in)famous PaaV “Guilty as Charged!” closing tag, or did you (and I’m looking at you, Liz!) do so then edit it out?!

      C’mon, you know you have PERVS (or at least one perv ;-) ) out in your listening audience, who want to hear Crystal’s reaction to starring in your bedtime fantasies, Dani! For us losers who can only vicariously leer as you leer first-person, cut us a break!

    74. Otalia69 on Fri, 6th Nov 2009 2:31 pm 

      Thx a million Liz and Dani…you bitches ROCK!!! More & more people are realizing that ‘It’s Crystal Chappell’s world and we’re just lucky to live in it’! So excited to see her at Day of DAYS tomorrow in Hollywood. I think I better have Goose & Velvetta on hand. Looking forward to your interview with both Crystal & Jessica when VENICE launches this month! Thx to our GODDESS for all her Twitter love, follow her @crystalchappell xo♥♥xo

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