We love everyone who’s bored enough to come onto our nerdy podcast, but to have Nancylee Myatt, Maeve Quinlan, and Paige Bernhardt come and talk about 3way, South of Nowhere, and Nikki and Nora with us – this is truly our geek mecca. We pretty much spent the entire hour squealing like the little fangirls we are. And since I’m super not funny in print, Notes!:

- Go be cooler than us and see the ladies in their element at Stage 33 Chicago, Dec 5th and 6th. Tickets and info here. (did that link work? Cause I usually eff them up).

- If you haven’t seen 3way, I don’t know what you’re doing here. Or Nikki and Nora for that matter. WTF is wrong with you?

- If Nancylee ever tells you you can move in with her, don’t believe her. She totally turned away my moving van last week.

- We haven’t had a chance to try our PaaV cocktail yet, but it will for sure be served at our next Pancakes party. If you shake / stir one up – take a pic and let us know! Although, actually send the pic, because we never did get a copy of the picture of Nancylee. Just sayin…

I hope you guys are ready for more awesome randomness. I apologize in advance if you still use an aol email address, but not if you still use checks in stores. Cause c’mon. Liz is a superstar for getting this one edited and done, because we’ve both been busy as hell, and if it were up to me it’d be even later.

We’d also like to send a big, pancakey congratulations to Karman Kregloe, the new Editor-in-Chief at AfterEllen! Enjoy the vacay, Sarah Warn, you earned it.

Without further ado, the links:

- “Brunch With Bridget” changes it up
- John Shelby Spong’s Manifesto
- Flash Forward: Janis comes out as a lesbian
- Grey’s Anatomy: Get your Calzona here
- Or watch the whole show, it’s been good
- Amy Winehouse’s Dad is a dirty bastard
- Octomom + Jon Gosselin = Hotsnack
- Meghan McCain is followed by prudes

We’re back like Pee Wee and Backstreet! This week is an experiment of sorts. We decided to talk about things we love and things we hate. There might be some Grey’s, Glee, and Balloon Boy in there. We’re naturally long-winded, so, voila!

We missed you bitches!

Links:
Sara and Aimee
Rescue Marriage
Autostraddle NEM recap
http://www.noh8campaign.com/
Charm City Cakes
This weeks Calzona
Douchebag Jon Gosselin
Balloon Boy’s Dad in deep shit
Keith Bardwell, Justice of Hate
January Jones: “Suck it, Ashton”
Levi Johnston – STFU and keep your clothes on, please

Yay! A week where we re-watched clips out of pure enjoyment and not because we’re secretly masochists. So much cuteness. It really bites that we only have one week left when we’re FINALLY getting some of the physical intimacy we’ve been clamoring for. Here comes the home stretch – let’s enjoy this together, shall we?

Links:

- Crystal Chappell After Ellen Interview

- New York Times – After 72 Years, Guiding Light Gets a Stop Sign

Party Info:
We’re meeting Saturday night at 5pm at mandrake. Please RSVP to Liz so we can get a head count going. We’ll have a screening of the finale, chit chat, access to booze and food. Bring your fabulous witty selves and come chill with us! Also, Dani will be thanking Kish for her fab party planning help via interpretive dance, so you dont want to miss that!

Some things are better aged… Cheese, wine, this podcast. But its still Monday so quit your whining! Thanks to Kish for coming on to help us fill in the gaps caused by Dani’s near absence this week, and thanks to that guy in the hotel room for being cool, for a while anyway. Come hear Liz get schooled on how to use profanity, Dani being more weird than usual, and Kish being horribly cold hearted about a deep seeded fear of mine.

You’ll have to forgive my slighty sloppier than usual editing job. It was honestly midnight before we even started recording last night, and if you’ll recall I have a life and kids and a demanding podcast wife. So, a wee little slack, please.

Stuff we talked about:
- Curious Case of Otalia
- Scrambling for Scraps
- Paley
- Frankie gets down with his bad self
- Brunch with Nicole Valentine (where in Bridget totally steals our interview questions but she does it in knee high socks so we’re fine with it)

- Stuff we didnt talk about: We make shit happen again, our friend Keener is in for Venice. We can call her friend because she doesn’t check the site. I can tell you this much, she doesn’t get a gun. Clearly our T-shirt campaign needs work.

However, our amazing friend Ms. Tina Sloan’s show, Changing Shoes, is coming to Hotlanta! September 25th to October 8th If you are there, you need to go see it. If you are almost there- get your ass in the car and go see it. I’ve been told its chock full of GL clips and stories, as if you needed more motivation to go hear more about Tina’s amazing life. She is so fun, we all want to be her when we grow up. Check out the site, go see the play, live and be merry, buy some new shoes for the occasion.

We’ll see you Monday you gorgeous podcast listener you!

Guess what? You’re spared from more complete randomness because this was a 3-day Olivia week. Like an oasis of hard liquor in a desert full of Coopers, we got enough Olivia to properly do our thing, and damn it feels good to get our groove back. The shadow of Natalia’s return has breathed new life into us! And invigorated Liz’s need to point out the rampant lack of undershirts in Springfield. Let’s do this!

Links:

- Superhero Lunchbox: lesbian kissing bad, incest good!

- Pittsburgh Says So long Springfield

- Ladies Night

- Guiding Light: Vampires in Springfield

For this super delectable Friday fun day, we offer you outtakes. You’re welcome! The first few minutes are various outtakes from early podcasts (which is why the audio is so crazy different) – and the last bit is from last weeks 15 min giggle / tease fest that spontaneously combusted while attempting to record our outro. We kinda crack ourselves up.

edited to add: The real “I’m Smart” scene – Fredo Corleone.

Every time Liz does one of these, Dani loves her a little more, if that’s possible.

Enjoy your weekend! We’ll see you Monday!

Special thanks to our super special guest stars: Liz’s Dad and Dani’s Dad. Thanks for being good sports, and for our lives and stuff.

Have you ever wondered where Dani gets her violent tendencies from? Or where Liz’s melodic voice originates from? You need only listen to this podcast. Join us as we discuss another week of Devastated Drunk Olivia. We’ll get through this together, people.

Notes:
- Liz emailed her dad a picture of Robert Newman. He didn’t email me back, but I can promise you when he opened it he said “Oooookay” and rolled his eyes. Then he took a nap. You know how old guys are.

- Our Robert Newman based IM from tonight:
Dani: wiki says robert newman is 51
Liz: Wiki is a lying slut.
Dani: ok
Liz: You can tell Wiki I said that. I don’t even care.

- There is a good reason for Dani’s rapidly delivered “final thought,” you will find out on Friday. And it is 100% not Liz’s fault.

Things we discussed:

- Starring Nola!
- Mimi Torchin interviews Maureen Garrett
- “The Cockblockers”
- Otalia Laverne & Shirley

- You guys are so awesome! Thanks so much for playing along and sending pictures. Keep sending them, I’ll keep adding them. They are supah fun. Pictures!!

- Liz never did get her bedtime story. Just sayin.

- Three horrible dimple free weeks down. At least baby Ivy is adorable!

- Parker is so rad.

- Stuff we talked about – Liz Keiffer at redroom – My Life as a Guiding Light Extra