Basically, we’re lucky sluts. Crystal Chappell was kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule of being awesome to talk with us. Once we stopped swallowing our tongues, we had a lot of fun with her. Gush, gush, gush…she’s great. We all know this. So why don’t you listen and find out what she had to say about cheese, which lines she definitely ad-libbed on GL, and what Olympic sport she’d like to compete in.

- Hilter is pissed about the lack of proper making outage.
- If you arent already following Crystal on Twitter, wtf are you doing here?
- Venice the Series
- We love us some unofficial fan forums! Venice the series fan forum.

Wait, we got Elizabeth Keener to talk to us? It may have involved some top secret favors to Tello Films. We can’t divulge. Who cares, really. She totally did – and she answered fan questions submitted to @tellofilms and @pancakesvalium on twitter. Thanks to everyone who submitted!

So how did that whole “my lover Cindy” thing on the L word come about? What was her worst job? And which would she rather do, lick peanut butter off a homeless man’s foot, or eat a live goldfish?

The answers await you!

P.S. – I feel like we’re going to get attacked by homeless men who resent the negative representation of their feet. If any homeless men are reading this, I’d like you to know that question was ALL Liz.

Somehow we saved enough kittens from burning buildings in our past life to have the distinct pleasure of chatting with Tina Sloan. She even played “Would You Rather?” like a champ – clearly, there are few people cooler than her. If it sounds a little choppy it’s because the minute we mentioned Otalia, she had a lot to say, and asked us to cut some of it. We would apologize, but it’s Tina Freakin’ Sloan, she can officially do whatever she likes on our podcast.

- Be aware, Tina gave us some very loose spoilers. I know many of you are spoiler free – so listen at your own risk. Now, Liz has a beautiful people clause in her spoiler freeness, that if a beautiful person gives it to me – its fine. I’d suggest having a beautiful people clause in your own contracts as well.

- Tina’s “Changing Shoes” website

- Tina Sloan on twitter

- When Tina Sloan tells you to do something, you do it.

Its been a tough, angsty, somewhat frustrating week. Whos up for some “Would you Rather?” with Lana from Superhero Lunchbox? We managed to talk a little Guiding Light as well – San Cristobel shenanigans and all.

Just when we think we’ve figured out the sound, we jack it up again. I need to say something smart and funny because we have an echo issue, but this is about all Im feeling. I killed it as much as possible but not entirely. Sorry guys.

The masterminds behind Tello Films, Christin and Nicole, came back to talk with us about their Jessica Leccia interview, what lesbian films they recommend, and whether or not they’d rather get eaten by a shark or mauled by a bear. These are important things to know.

- Leisha’s CSI werewolf transformation

- Own your own gold headband!

- The Secrets (movie Nicole loves, but not enough to remember the name of)

- Both Liz and Dani would rather get eaten by a shark, what about you?

We somehow convinced Jennifer Gibbons from Red Room to come talk with us about all things groundbreaking on Guiding Light. Clearly she’d never listened to our podcast, she’s way too cool for us. We had a great time and feel 65% smarter now, so win. I looked up a few things she mentioned as being awesome:

-Enough is enough

-I knew someone would find me the Lisa Brown fantasy sequences. Thanks Laurel!!

-Patrick Erwin – The Right Guy at the Wrong Time

-Jennifer Gibbons – Look out old Laura is back!

And just a note from us. We know about Days, TV Guide, and Carly Manning. We want all of you to know we’re available on twitter, email, or Skype. Feel free to reach out, we don’t bite and chances are somewhere in the 10,000 emotions in us right now, we’re feeling the same way you do. <3

We know a bunch of you had been asking about this podcast, and we’re happy to say it’s back like Converse and gold lamé headbands! Yes, you can still trust us to be cool enough to interview the cool people who interview the cool people.

It’s really one of our favorite podcasts, probably because it involves two things we love: Crystal Chappell and the Tello Films girls, Christin and Nicole.

It’s been a light Otalia week, you deserve it.

We chose to cut about 7 minutes from it just to avoid internet drama and/or stress. Luckily it still completely rules. But as LeVar Burton says, you don’t have to take our word for it. Five points for a Reading Rainbow reference, oh!

Somehow we managed to convince Nicole and Christin to come back to discuss their recent Jessica Leccia interview. Watch, laugh, point at the geek in the headband, and then write in or call with your questions.